I went to my first AA meeting today and as an icebreaker, each person was asked to say something about themselves, for example, "I'm Bob and I love cooking." When it was my turn I said "I'm Laurie and I'm a Funny Jokester." I figured that would go over better than saying "I'm Laurie and I hate blącks, Jęws, babies, retards and reposters."
By βÏTξℳëHarder, that SOB™ , Sep 15, 2012
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