Teacher: Your test will be 50 questions. Me: 40 questions?!! You're really gonna make us answer 30 questions?!! 20 questions is more than enough!! Give us 10, but make the last 5 extra credit. Teacher: *rubs forehead twice* Me: *rubs forehead twice* Teacher: All right, I'm for it.
By The Appman (JLA) , Sep 9, 2012
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JLA - Justice League of Android. The vote-whores have taken over Funny Jokes. It is time for the Appman to rise.
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why would you wanna fuck bill gates?
by Waffles, Sep 10, 2012
+1022
why wouldn't you want to fuck Bill Gates?
+1021
If I had a nickel for every time ive seen a joke like this...id be FUCKING BILL GATES!
by Chuck norris, Sep 10, 2012
+898
I didn't see the third top comment, so I've been sitting here for 15 minutes wondering what the hell the other two top comments are talking about (.-.)
by Bicycle Walker, Sep 11, 2012
+801
Oh my god... There's soooooo much JOKECEPTION!
by yoshidino, Sep 10, 2012
+226
i belive that logo is mine , i should eat you ( __ - ___ ) but i cant get up ....
by Just call me THE BATMAN, Sep 14, 2012
+4
where do you go to school?
by Somebody, Sep 14, 2012
+1
he is fucking bill gates because he is CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!
by shivi, Sep 13, 2012
+5
jokeception level:over 9000
by moo (BDJ), Sep 13, 2012
+8
someone please explain the origin of these jokes
by Geekman2, Sep 13, 2012
+4
What does bdj stand for?
by , Sep 13, 2012
-2
id fuck bill gates bc he probably cums hundred dollar bills....but that's it
+7
Lol!
by Noely xD, Sep 13, 2012
0
sadly, then each question is worth more points. no pressure or anything
by , Sep 13, 2012
+4
The bitch has an IPhone...:(
by That Girl!!, Sep 13, 2012
-2
is someone gona post the video of bill gates fucking? or atleast post a link up? also if u have any other old rich bastard porn please post it that shit turns me on...i should really go to sleep
by Luqy, Sep 12, 2012
+9
I think we've had enough of these jokes. they're not funny anymore...
by the crazy gremlin, Sep 12, 2012
-3
... these jokes are hitting the dirt fast.
by Holmes, Sep 12, 2012
0
Bill Gates: (-o_o) I wish Steve were still alive. So I could tell him to suck it and see all the bitches I'm about to fuck. *looks around* Melinda! I have options now! And they're not stock options! \(o_o)/
by Sir Timid, Sep 12, 2012
+14
teacher: ill see you after class ;-)
by Kbj93, Sep 12, 2012
+8
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