A fighter pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" He explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" "Well", explains the pilot, "it says you're not wearing any panties..." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken, because I am wearing panties!" The pilot taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast again."
By ~*~Bløødy_Røse~*~ , Jul 15, 2012
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Like. A fucking. Boss. And that, ladies is why you want a military man.
by 57, Jul 15, 2012
+131
I thought of Quagmire as the pilot
by Del, Jul 17, 2012
+67
ooohhh shes like im going to get raped
by , Jul 16, 2012
+35
what happens if she's not wearing panties?
by hersheyx, Jul 18, 2012
+13
my favorite pick up line!!
by Sokai<3 , Jul 17, 2012
+8
some one is getting lucky
by Joey, Jul 19, 2012
+1
Smooth...
by coolstorybro:/, Jul 18, 2012
0
I imagined Barney doing that.
by Jay.J, Jul 18, 2012
+5
Nice. Gonna give it a shot...
by Batman0405, Jul 17, 2012
+1
Total win
by Keke, Jul 16, 2012
+4
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