This is a true story that happened to me today! I was at the doctors office and I had to get a shot. I asked the lady 'Can I have a pretty bandaid instead of a plain one?' this is her exact words 'Pretty bandaid? What do you need a plain bandaid for? A price of tape should be enough but here a square of toilet paper and half it with you sister' I then said do you like breadsticks and she replied with 'purple because aliens don't wear hats'
By Aðð1$0N \(#ﾟДﾟ)/ , Sep 11, 2012
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Husband: Hey honey watch this! *throws rock at car door* Wife: WTF why did you do that?! Husband: like a good neighbor State Farm is there. Wife: We have geico you dumbass!
by Aðð1$0N \(#ﾟДﾟ)/, Oct 1, 2012