Rejected Dr. Seuss Books 1. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch 2. Who Shat in the Hat? 3. Horton Hires a Ho 4. Fox in Detox 5. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert 6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax 7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day 8. Your Colon Can Moo--Can You? 9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil 10. The Cat in the Blender 11. Are You My Proctologist? 12. Yentl the Lentil 13. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket 14. Aunts in My Pants 15. Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff! 16. Horton Fakes an Orgasm 17. The Grinch's Ten Inches
By Tequila N Tats , Apr 11, 2011
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u forgot green ass and sperm
by , Apr 13, 2011
+63
This should have more votes and comments, this is pretty good, but the perverts amd horny desperates only like jokes from a hot girl.
by , Apr 11, 2011
+15
Epic, the Grinches Ten Inches, lmfao!
by , Apr 11, 2011
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Omg... i just roared with laughter... and everyone in the break room just stared at me.
by Repost Black Ops Unit (ABH), Apr 12, 2011
+10
Who Shat In The Hat. Man I just started cracking up in calc.
by , Apr 11, 2011
+4
haa, cute
by <3 CHEER.BABE. <3, Oct 30, 2011
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lmfaoooo
by mixedbarbie, Apr 16, 2011
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too funny
by sofakingtore420, Apr 15, 2011
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grinches ten inches lmfaoo
by , Apr 15, 2011
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Man that was awesome. Love the aunts in my pants
by Medic 30, Apr 15, 2011
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LMFAO. Thats a good one. =)
by Princess, Apr 14, 2011
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you do know he was a Nazi rite? I don't think his books would have been about sex
by vince margiotta, Apr 14, 2011
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lame stupid and ...........lameee
by garnett21, Apr 14, 2011
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i was sind number 1 like 6 foot 7 foot
by Jourdana Jönes, Apr 14, 2011
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Green Hags & Sperm
by Mr J, Apr 14, 2011
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this one mad me rofl
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Who'ton hears a whore
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Lmao
by lauren<3, Apr 14, 2011
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That's funny
by Bad Kitty, Apr 14, 2011
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I luv 2 and 5
by Kora, Apr 13, 2011
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Lmao
by datgirlukno, Apr 13, 2011
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lmfao
by Victoria, Apr 13, 2011
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LOL #14, #1!! epic
by :)Nikki(:, Apr 13, 2011
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dis joke was a book
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Funny as hell
by , Apr 13, 2011
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