Funny text messages to send!: 1.Hey! The police are after someone with the description of sexy, handsome, out going, funny and amazing!.... your safe. But help me!! Where can i hide!? ;) 2. I just love making you check your phone for no reason. Who's my Bitch? ...You are. ;) 3. Its too hard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly. What a waste of life if you loose me;) 4. I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much..now my head hurts 5 votes for part 2
By ♥Νyιααツ , Jan 2, 2012
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