A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. "Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy you dessert to make it up to you. " They enjoy a wonderful dessert together, and afterwards, the woman invites him to the theater followed by drinks. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place and stay for breakfast the next morning. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! Everything has been incredible! "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? " "No," she replies, "you just happened to catch my eye. "
By LyLee , Sep 14, 2012
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*Bah dum tss*
by The stranger who cares, Sep 15, 2012
+526
I was lost when her eyeball fell out..
+245
Eye See What You Did There ^_^
by AGG-TOWN,TX, Sep 16, 2012
+235
I was gettin homy
by drawkcab nettirw, Sep 15, 2012
+90
Give this woman 5 stars for the most reposted joke.
by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), Sep 15, 2012
+60
can evory one stop yelling about god dam repost some poeple have never herd the joke so if ur one of those people that keep yelling repost stop thank u that is all
by chuck Norris , Sep 22, 2012
0
repost!!!
by Jake the ripper, Sep 20, 2012
0
i get it(:
by *Jesse*, Sep 18, 2012
0
@how bout a 1star for the biggest repost. PedoBear not approved
by Yoshi181313, Sep 18, 2012
+2
Ahhhhhhh I get it!
by That one guy ^_^, Sep 18, 2012
0
did not SEE that one coming
by some chick, Sep 18, 2012
0
that was pun-tastic!
by nino, Sep 17, 2012
0
Oh fucking gay
by Djfinzz, Sep 17, 2012
+1
They don't use glass eyes anymore. No.
by Peter852, Sep 17, 2012
-1
*slaps knee*
by faggy saggy, Sep 17, 2012
0
Wwooooooowwww. That was pretty stupid haha but I laughed.
by Harley Quinn, Sep 17, 2012
+3
haha when I read "stay forr breakfast next morning and the next morning..." I was like hold up...no sex?
by ♥BREBUNNY♥, Sep 17, 2012
+23
I thought of Ariana Grande
by biigniick2, Sep 16, 2012
+5
She would see what you did there, but only if you did it to one side...
by Anonymous, Sep 16, 2012
+3
Lol I see what u did there lol
by The Big Bang Theory TBBT, Sep 16, 2012
-3
RE!!! TO THE MUTHEFUCKING POST!!! thank you, that is all.
by Jelly beaner, Sep 16, 2012
+7
AWWW that's sweet!
by Noshaa, Sep 16, 2012
+1
that was so funny I forgot to laugh ...... ha ha ha
by , Sep 16, 2012
-3
That entire thing for one little pun?
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