Bruno Mars : I wanna be a billionaire so fucking bad . Girl : Yeah , me too... I need new clothes . Bruno Mars : No you don't . Cuz girl your amazing just the way you are . Girl : Really ? Your like the only one who thinks that . Will you marry me ? Bruno Mars : No , but i'LL catch a grenade for ya Girl : Really ? Even today ? *Girl gets hit by grenade* Bruno Mars : Today i don't feel like doing anything .
By T.A.M. , Jun 26, 2011
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@ Kyle : Bruno Mars sings the chorus smart ass
by T.A.M., Jun 26, 2011
+19
Bitch using the fuckin "q" as a "g" fuckin stop, its annoying and not cute, I want to knock your ass the fuck out. But dude who posted this, its funny.
by XchaeXgambierX, Jun 27, 2011
+16
Oh and bitch with with the q's he probably isnt answering your questions because you are a a skeezy little slut. Also another reason to knock your ass out.
by XchaeXgambierX, Jun 27, 2011
+8
funny lol.
by xOxOxOxOxO ; *, Jun 26, 2011
+5
What's "throwed" mean?
by , Jun 28, 2011
+4
don't dis bruno mars man is a sex god!
by rawr!...Victoria, Oct 14, 2011
0
so babe
by ♡ Loyalty Above ., Jul 1, 2011
0
now these comments made my day lol
by , Jun 30, 2011
0
so...
by ♡ Loyalty Above ., Jun 30, 2011
-1
oh wow so ....
by ♡ Loyalty Above ., Jun 30, 2011
-1
okay so you got a Facebook?
by ♡ Loyalty Above ., Jun 30, 2011
0
yea so you down to text?
by ♡ Loyalty Above ., Jun 29, 2011
0
aww thanks
by ♡ Loyalty Above ., Jun 29, 2011
0
so you down to rate me :P
by ♡ Loyalty Above ., Jun 29, 2011
0
by jay stupid as fuck
by , Jun 29, 2011
+2
that's down babe ' ( :
by ♡ Loyalty Above ., Jun 29, 2011
-1
Halarious haha !
by Tanzz «3, Jun 28, 2011
0
Dude to fucking funny! Lmfao
by The four J's, Jun 28, 2011
-1
that's dope ' ( : so are you a surenos or norteno or something...
by ♡ Loyalty Above ., Jun 27, 2011
+1
oh Okay Then ( ;
by ♡ Loyalty Above ., Jun 27, 2011
+1
Lol
by FunOnTheRun, Jun 27, 2011
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